YOU'RE the other way around, buddy. Read more

This isn't all about you, Kerry Rhodes. Sheesh. Read more

Kerry Rhodes: [picks up baseball] Read more

He is still the undisputed champion! Read more

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"When your food supply runs out, what will you tell your starving kids?" Read more

I've got a neighbor who is all into this. He's got a bunker with a ten year supply of canned goods, so he's ready. He even gave me a tour. While I was down there, I stole his can opener though. Read more

I don't know what else the Russians could have expected when they built the hotels out of straw and sticks. Read more

So she's quickly adapted from being visibly disappointed and disgusted, to throwing in the towel, giving up, and faking satisfaction. That's nothing new. Every woman I've ever slept with does that. Read more

They are free, however, to wear the Coca-Cola Commemorative Armband for the Ukranian Dead. Read more

He leaves with some great memories, though. Watching the golf team hit balls from the middle of the driving range; catching a water polo match while chained to the bottom of the pool; taking HBP in the cages; and being sodomized with a bowling pin. Read more

Something your Mother-in-law would prefer not to hear/see: Read more

"Boom. Nipple, right in your face." – Jenna Jameson's surgeon Read more

Give Danica a break. That was the first time she ever saw someone in her rearview mirror. Read more

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Title Nein Read more

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air. Read more

Get well soon, Jared. Read more

DUAN might not be the best place but I'm leaving this here anyway. Read more

Worker: [Crosses off "Get Rid of Fog."] Read more