i think he looks like a create-a-player in some mythical hollywood studio casting sim Read more

do you see him answering questions here right now Read more

i’m glad someone enjoys that show, as that show seems to really enjoy our readers Read more

9.5 Read more

natalie portman in Léon? Read more

elmer is literally a subsistence farmer trying to feed his family Read more

port adelaide Read more

i just got back from a week in seattle and that place is fucking awesome Read more

i do love jai alai but alas i’m afraid that’s, in jim rome’s (before he became a horse racing mogul) words, “a bet, not a sport.” Read more

you’re never too old to be what you could have been Read more

me, i hope Read more

is australian rules football obscure? Read more

i got a haircut Read more

As I’ve stated other places, I’ve made many many other videos that I think were just as good and illustrative of some important element of our reality that went nowhere, because Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t on Twitter when we posted it or whatever.

This whole deal of going viral is a lottery. Read more

He did hire me... Read more

The capitalists will sell us the rope with which to hang them. Read more

(There was a further addendum to this in that when Xavier was a member of the Atlantic 10 conference, the athletic department specifically denied being categorized as a mid-major, even if their expenditures were not so substantially more than their peers as Gonzaga was, and continues to be.) Read more

Yes, except for Gonzaga which from the innovation of the concept of mid-majors has been excluded due to their supreme resources. Read more

Gonzaga elevated themselves out of mid-majordom sometime around their fifth-straight NCAA tournament bid in 2003. Their basketball program alone spends twice as much as Loyola’s entire athletics department. Read more