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Timothy Burke
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Timothy Burke is formerly Deadspin's Video Director.

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UPDATE: I will be overjoyed if I get to use these tickets. Read more

The LeSabre of that same year had that same interior. It remains the most comfortable car I’ve ever owned, though every one I ever saw (and continue to see, as with that 3800 V6 many of them are still rolling) had a broken passenger side door armrest. Read more

...or get an A2 Jetta GLI and put a turbo on it for a car that looks the same, goes faster, and costs a lot lot less. Read more

Available with the BluTec diesel engine for those concerned about fuel economy! Read more

What should happen: Lightning in seven, because every time a series doesn’t produce a seventh game, a child’s pet gets sick. Read more

Came to this post looking for I-275, which I live alongside. We here in Seminole Heights have proposed eliminating it and turning it into a boulevard for some time; glad to see it here.  Read more

What kind of awful people would own an organization and then screw over people so badly? Read more

God, I wish I lived anywhere near there. I’d ditch my X1 for that touring in a minute. And probably get it as a straight-up trade! Read more

How many BMW models even came with the ability to order the N54 with a manual transmission? Just this and the Z4, right?

My X1 has an N55 and I would kill just to have one day out with it and a ZF stick to row. Just one day. It is, in my mind and probably Mike Ballaban’s, the perfect engine. Read more

Our wedding cake (Tres Leches) was from La Teresita but the food was from a now-shuttered St. Pete place called Cuban Delight. Read more

By the way, my wife and I had an open buffet at our wedding. I strongly recommend it. Not only can you eat all you like (and I made time to), but you don’t have to wait for your food, nor do you have to fuck around with meticulous table charts and all that shit. We even had sausage and beans. I farted for months on Read more

I’m pretty sure most college basketball players don’t believe that every American should own a gun so they can “shoot those Muslims,” as Liberty’s president told the student body not so long ago.

Especially given that many college basketball players are Muslim, and immigrants! Read more

I have been thinking a lot lately about Ichiro, and Vince Carter, and how they’re really the first athletes I’ve ever really cared about who didn’t play for my team, and how fortunate I’ve been to be able to watch them for so long. Though perhaps them being among the very few pro athletes older than me still playing Read more

This would certainly explain why Game of Thronesspawned an entire cottage industry while it would be remarkable if you’ve ever heard a human person talk about You or Sex Education out loud, but who can say? Not me, because I don’t and can’t know if Netflix is telling the truth—and not Netflix, because their numbers Read more

wait until you hear about the tampa police chief who ran a racial profiling program that targeted black children to be arrested

she’s way ahead of everyone else in the polls to be our next mayor Read more

History of Baseball was a two-part course at Ohio when I went there, taught by the marvelous Dr. Charles Alexander, and a great deal of it was about the integration of sports and American development, particularly with civil rights but also within the lens of the World Wars.  Read more

I have discussed this with Neil a few times already, and I have some strong opinions as a former Rays season ticketholder, former St. Pete resident, and current Tampa resident. Read more