People like the Rivers character? Read more

"Philip Rivers has his work cut out for him in New England, but HGHarrison has injected himself." Read more

With which theorem did New York prove itself? Was the logic solid? Read more

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Shhh. Martyball must go to the Ravens. Read more

So winning disqualifies you from being a douche? I've been all wrong about this Patriots team! Read more

@Off The Baggie: Goodell did everything he could to fix the Colts/Chargers game yesterday, so he has a right to be frustrated about that one. Read more

@Chief Wahoo: Ol' Terry hasn't endeared himself much with the city since his playing days. Read more

Yeah, but Easterbrook doesn't represent a specific fanbase. Well, except the Nazis. Read more

@daver4470: Yeah. I also know that's an incredibly tired joke. Read more

Simmons' most fantastically douchetastic column this year was the whole conspiracy theory rant after the Dolphins dealt Chambers to San Diego for a 2nd round pick. How amazing would it be for Chambers to play a significant role in a San Diego upset this weekend? Read more

@Chief Wahoo: I miss that shitty, shitty stadium. Read more

I only make Rivers is a douche posts. Read more

@ASox: If by underachieved big time in the regular season in '05, you mean they had two games lost single-handedly by Tommy Maddox in relief of an injured Roethlisberger. Winning your last four games isn't backing into the post-season either. That would be what the Titans did this year. Read more

Eli drinks your milkshake! He drinks it up! Read more

@What Would Kornheiser Do?: The Masshole agrees Read more

Didn't Simmons already do a marathon chat? Read more

Jerry Seinfeld will stop at nothing to promote that damn movie. Read more

When it's real bad football, that's what we call it: gay porn. Read more

Thanks all. Read more

Ya betta ask somebaddddaaaaayyyyyy! Read more