I've memed enough. This is not why I got into blogging. Read more
Christmas Ape
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Joe Buck is about to register [stabbingmyself.com] for him. Read more
Will they all be ESPN horndogs? Read more
Hines Field Read more
I think the only way they could have avoided this was to have the racers run 500 laps around the aquarium. Read more
The Creigh Deeds campaign has been tough on us all, Matt, but don't take it so personally. Read more
They can't all have Sepulveda's number! Read more
Quite the needledick Read more
THIS MEANS YOU, APE! Read more
You forgot that Ray-Ray campaigned for the Jets or the Cowboys to sign him to big money in the offseason, then crawled back to Baltimore with his tail between his legs when no one wanted a fat old linebacker. Of course, being Ray Lewis, he pretends that he wanted to stay all along Read more
The first ever wedding registry at the Sun-Maid raisin factory? Read more
Her brown plastic hunting dogs Read more
Any team that gets Shannon Sharpe a Super Bowl and the right to brag about it for years to his 37 bastard kids is a team I want no part of. In fact, let's just make it a separate item. Read more
That goat's just havin' fun in there. Read more
Now way that's more frightening than the actual Red Claw. Look at that scowl!
All right, Deadspin commentariat, you got in a solid hour of heckling. Now I must return to mother's basement to burn towels and breathlessly await regular season football. Read more
@JimEverettsPhantomSack: After the 800th question about anal, my eyes just gloss over. Hopefully not with fecal matter though. Read more
@Kid Canada: Urge to hit with book...rising. Read more