@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: I believe the inherent evil in Ravens gear makes it particularly susceptible to flame. Read more

@Phatty: Preferably while in line for the bathroom. Read more

@HockeyMountain: Hans Moleman is a bear about intellectual rights. Read more

@PenskeMaterial: It's sequential, so it's got that going for it. Read more

@Mickey Sabbath: No train in operation has as many needless Simpsons references as this book. Read more

@Pedro Cuatro Cinco: Cookie sheet to the face produces a better sound, I'll admit. But the hurling ability of the book makes it so much easier. Read more

@JimEverettsPhantomSack: I would say the need for new stadiums for one manufactured by the owners themselves for the sake of "staying competitive". Fans need to make it clear to owners that such a move is something they need to bankroll in full. Sadly, that's not an easy groundswell to create. Read more

@Bobby Big Wheel: Not a full section, but it's mentioned a lot. Read more

@Silky John-STON!: I will not be baited into a discussion of Steelers homer... Read more

@UpstateUnderdog: Indeed it is. With much severity. Read more

They should make him the GM of your household! Read more

Just wait until Phelps tells him he doesn't really need that to use his water bong. Read more

She could only catch General Sherman cause Homer threw him back. Read more

C'mon, we haven't even settled the Strasburg mess yet. Just wait until Marion Barry puts him out in Denver because Stephen wouldn't suck his dick. Read more

Something tells me you can retire that Simona Halep tag now. Read more

@starksgotejected: ALSO JUSTINE BATEMAN SAID SHE LIKED MEN WITH BALLS. WE WILL DISCUSS THAT FOR 35 MINUTES THEN I WILL HAVE HER READ A PART IN A COMEDY SKETCH I HAVE WRITTEN. CHEERS. Read more

Does that make Bernard Pollard Magneto? Read more

Wait until they discover the thing dispensed goat-flavored Gatorade. Read more