Davy Jones never looked so happy. Read more

BEN AND M.C. HAMMER IS WALKING INTO SPIDERWEBS, LEAVE A MESSAGE AND WE CALL YOU BACK. HARF HARF HARF Read more

This'll all be worth it if in exchange A.J. has a smokey tornado-laden stint at Talking Points Memo. Read more

@Pesti-Esti: Spelled Orange Kush wrong too. Only the finest for Emerhightus. Read more

Will Ferrell ups the offer to $200 cash to appear at his car dealership. Read more

@LeighAnne: Read more

Aw, I was hoping he did a riff on the Christian Bale meltdown on his staff. Read more

LEITCH HAS FORESEEN ALL OF THIS! Finally, the his first non-Willie McGee dream is revealed. Read more

If there is no Bacon Explosion in the luxury boxes, this venture was for naught. Read more

@toledostripper: Beats sitting through county council meetings. Though those can get a little blue. Read more

@Roto_Tudor: Will e-mailed me the day after the conference title games saying he didn't want another bet. Read more

including his insatiable lust for Fritos. Read more

I can't believe The Mountie got snubbed! He always gets his man! Even his entrance music said so! Read more

Looks like we've both getting a faceful of Ufford cookie tray. Read more

@curtice: For Ray-Ray's purposes, I assume that's their follow-up to "Jesus, Allow Me to Plea Bargain For a Lesser Sentence." Read more

But [Cash4Gold.com] won't accept that! Read more

Buzzed driving really piss drunks the shit out of me. Read more

@OchentaYcinco: Pirate Parrot's been drinking with others!? Read more

@formerly Chief Wahoo: I don't root for teams to lose 11 straight to their rivals, but I still enjoy it when it happens. Read more