Imaginary Pro Bowl voters love him. Read more

"I think you're gettin' in his head a little bit." Read more

@UpstateUnderdog: Read more

No, Yes >>> Shoulda been you, Weintraub >>>> I love lamp >>>> I hope Drew Brees gets me 15 points tonight! Read more

I'd like to kiss her and her sister with my fist. Read more

@HebrewHammer: I attended from 2001-2004. Read more

Kill the car! Stomps her windows! Spill her gas! Read more

This is one substitute whose massive take-out order you're not going to SCREW WITH! Read more

And where's the comma between Washington and D.C.? Read more

Maybe the Ravens should put a bounty on winning games. Read more

Warner's just upset that God's been talking with T.O. instead of him. Read more

What's more: Braylon is teaching it. Not like he's doing anything else right now. Read more

Were invisible monsters also in attendance? Read more

I still think that's the most a Rooney has spent on the Steelers. Read more

It's okay, they have Matt Cassel. He was a low-round draft pick like Brady, ergo he must be as good as Brady! Read more

Where's their watermark on that photo? Read more

Actually Santonio Holmes will have the monster year. Ben just reaps the benefits. Read more

Punch line: Millen still employed by NFL team Read more

Did he leave and stick Kenny Irons with the bill? Read more