How had Lindsay Lohan kept her ovary such a pretty shade of blue? Read more
Christmas Ape
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Has his ass officially become the new Mary Beth? Read more
Does he even wear a flag pin when he plays? Read more
Knowing the Ravens, I'm pretty sure that's why they drafted him. Read more
Another flub snub Read more
One for the other hand! Read more
They're being installed in all of Cedric Benson's cars. Read more
Kite Man may be Batman's greatest enemy, but Reggie Jackson's is "Ki..." Read more
Rehoboth, huh? Read more
*was hard Read more
@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Didn't say it hard. I just didn't play it! Read more
@twoeightnine: Doesn't work when she's sitting on the chair a few feet away. Read more
Was this VIA EVERYONE? Read more
If water chestnuts played sports they'd occupy the entirety of my hate. As in stands, rot in choker's hell Neil O'Donnell. Read more
Two cc. of burger, stat! Read more
I liked this story when the New York Times did it five months ago. Read more
Fuck those Liberty City Yankees! Read more
Jeremy Shockey sticks with the classic homo slurs Read more