This post, however, leaves plenty to the imagination. C'mon Awful Announcing, find that clip. Read more

Good thing he got his wristband out of the way. Shits is hard to replace. Read more

At Wonkette, ass rape is always committed by Republicans. Read more

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: +1 Read more

@PeteJayhawk: I was confident that would be ably handled in the comments. Read more

@Kid Canada: @cowbell204: I'm on it! Read more

Nice. I liked it when he wrote that graduation speech. Read more

@OchentaYcinco: Oh, no dealing with the consequences of what we do at KSK. Read more

I haven't seen reporting that shitty since Tunison worked at the Post. Read more

Have you lost your goddamned mind? Read more

Finally! America is getting refueled! Read more

Ah, that tricky code. That's why they couldn't embed reporters in Iraq. Read more

Hates Jews, which is troubling. Read more

Fwd: Len Downie Read more

Bob Ryan to Doc Rivers in the post-game conference: "Can you discuss Leon Powe to me and the rest of the country?" Read more

Hey, the Lakers have adopted the Pittsburgh Penguins championship series model: play like dogshit until the final minutes. Read more

ruh roh, roston Read more

Steely MccBeam is a white, presumably straight, male. Read more

@TheStarterWife: Oh, oh. Do get married in the comments thread. I'm an ordained internet minister. Read more

@Sailor: I picked a bad day to quit steroids. Read more