Clemens, obviously. Because, as the headline illustrates, Congress didn't have the cojones to make Spanish speaking a crime punishable by death. Read more

Good Colts, bad Colts. You never know what you're gonna get! Read more

His Joe Buck Approval Rating is in the quadruple digits. Read more

@TheStarterWife: Allow me to distill them for you: "ROTHISBURGER WILL NEVER BE A TRUU LEADER TALKING THAT NOISE. JUST PROVES HES ANOTHER BUST" Read more

@bizzo5000: You did indeed. Read more

The stupidity of Yahoo commenters is in line with those at ESPN. Read more

@supermike4ever: Figured that was a snipe at the Hines Ward KSK post. You're one to take shots at UM and BDD. Thought you were following suit. If I'm wrong, 'tis my bad. Read more

@BarbarobicsInstructor: Daaaaaddddddd! That is really annoying! Anyway, Lisa started it. Read more

@supermike4ever: Funny stuff from a guy who, five months after being banned and promised Iracane he would never return, snuck back into the DS comments via a commenting account at Jalopnik. Read more

@supermike4ever: Wait. How could you know? You've only been to KSK once. You said you would never read it again. Read more

Anagramsam would have a fun time with those kids. Read more

DirtyHarrySon: /forgets HGH Read more

@CubsDynasty: Also: Read more

Eli lacks the devil's curly hair Read more

Brady is out with a fork Read more

The one with the Pats' O-line at the bottom was nice. Read more

Between this and the Jeter card with Bush in the crowd, I'm wondering if Topps was recently purchased by Rupert Murdoch. Read more

@Mannys Acta: Yesterday Read more

Did one of those giant pigeons from the commercial shit on his sign? Read more

Pick you poison: Read more