Christmas Ape
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"I know everyone loves the Sportscenter" Read more
What about the Cardinal tattoo? Surely you're not gonna let it slide. Read more
@Rob Iracane: @Camp Tiger Claw: Bummed about no Walk Off Walk link? Read more
@The Diesel: MISQUOTE! Read more
O AN HE NAZI Read more
@God Save Dat Phan: He voted for Obama Read more
Was he still Jon Leibowitz at this point? The Jewfro would indicate so. Read more
Najeh Davenport attended a Pens game! Read more
We all know which side the Maj plans on fighting for in the upcoming race war. Read more
Will did declare his intent to run for president during the book signing. Read more
An Uzi? This isn't South Central Los Angeles. Read more
Tony Romo wasn't on guitar? What gives? Read more
That's what you get for eating at Cluck-U Read more
Bart: Well, you know what I think? I think Casper is the ghost of Read more
The Japanese have already asked him to appear in their porn. Read more
Also beats out Bonnie Bernstein and Tim Kurkjian for top Maryland J-school honors. Read more
We're all going to Bentley's! Read more
I could've used one of those. Read more