@twoeightnine: @BigTenObsession: I'll be good. Read more

@J-No: Jose Guillen, so you know he's staying current with more than the headphones Read more

Blog martyrdom probably doesn't impress the ladies as much as regular martyrdom. The obvious benefit, though, is not having to die and all. Read more

That LiveStrong bracelet doesn't leave much to the imagination. Read more

Another drop in the stand(ing)s for the Yankees. Read more

Woodward used to throw ice cream parties during the weekends in the summer. Read more

Ya betta ask someboddddaaaayyyyyy! Read more

First head on Mount Disapprovemore Read more

Donruss Diamond Kings pretty much predicted the Bad Painting Era. Read more

Without him and Shockey, it's slightly harder to hate the Giants. Read more

That was ... technically proficient. Read more

"Anybody who's as tall as this finger is off the team!" Read more

Finally, an opponent in the upcoming race war for the midget from In Bruges! Read more

@DougOLis: Actually, the wifi at the bar was fucked and I couldn't access the internet. It certainly wasn't for a lack of trying though. It would've been much easier for me to stay home, but I was trying to celebrate a friend's B-day. At least it turned out to be a Tar Heels bar. Watching their agony helped a lot. Read more

Yeah, sorry folks. Technical difficulties prevented me from doing the live blog. Read more

"No, money down!" Read more

Vinny Cerrato thanks you for the number. Read more

balls blessed by a priest, a rabbi and a pastor Read more

implosion of Albert Pujols' aorta > explosion of Harry Pujols Read more

The Cardinals-Cubs rivalry is every bit as storied as the Yankees-Red Sox, but, you know, a little less tortuously imposed on us. Read more