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This lissome fellow is Mongolian sumo wrestler Hakuho, who looks to be contemplating where to start peeling the…
What you missed while amassing your army of humanzees in anticipation of the Deadspin power vacuum...
By anyone's estimation, Frederic J. Baur lived a full life. The organic chemist and food storage technician lived to…
19-year-old Zach Smith, native of Cleveland but lover of the Red Wings, devised an ingenious scheme that would not…
Jason Taylor hosts press conference at Hard Rock Casino to announce he'd like like to double down on this hand. [Miami Herald] Read more
An assistant basketball coach at a high school in Ohio is under investigation by authorities for hosting a party in…
- An impressive lavatory tribute to the Philadelphia Eagles. All that toilet needs now is some McNabb vomit. [The700Lev…
The Gray Lady has an amusing piece today limning a day in the life of the slavering subhuman horde that is the…
If you don't properly fumigate for Red Sox fans, they'll show up in droves at your stadium. Take cautionary…
I can't speak for the other MMA newbs out there, but I learned a few things during the EliteXC broadcast last night:…
It looks like we're back in commission (I think, I hope) after a nice 20-hour ravaging by, uh, well, I'm not quite…
CBS, the network that brought us such daring programs as Touched By an Angel and Joan of Arcadia ("We interrupt…
If you're searching for the world's greatest fisherman look no further. And here I thought it was the guy on the…
Jason Whitlock has a new column fortified with eight types of essential craziness, arguing that one of the main…
The MERKIN mercilessly turns out attention to this spoof of R. Kelly's "Ignition" honoring the Red Wings' Henrik…
Kentucky guard Derrick Jasper's transfer now official [Louisville Courier-Journal] Read more