Because I am a lazy college student, I eat panini-pressed grilled cheeses for lunch four or five days a week. In fact I'm eating one right now. Sriracha helps mask the taste of sadness.

Awfully reminiscent of this. Read more

What about New Haven-style pizza (aka "apizza")? Read more

The fact that 2.2 million people follow Pepsi on Twitter makes me physically ill. 2.2 million people willfully subscribed to advertisements. Read more

A-Rod arrives in Trenton for his rehab game.

I'm not amused. I've held a grudge against this dog ever since it took at shit outside the student center when Butler came to play Fordham. Read more

Mariotti thinks he's a genius, so he's trying to dress like one.

Via rapper Meyhem Lauren, who actually did a show in Boston last night. Read more

This is why I always politely refuse when a guy I'm caddying for asks me if I want to hit a ball. Read more

It looks worse in person—like kind of greasy. Also, when they played Fordham it was slightly off-center. Read more

From the thumbnail I was convinced this was Tom Ley.

Bridgeport Sound Tigers 3, Springfield Falcons 2 (OT)

Also worth mentioning, this column from Chazz Woodson, another black player, on race and lacrosse. Read more

You're right. I fixed it. Read more

Here's the article, preserved in the annals of history.

You're right. He does use one of those thick grips, though. I knew it was something funky. Read more

Right, old guys like Keegan Bradley. And Webb Simpson. And Adam Scott. And Jason Dufner. Read more

Go here, and take your pick. Read more

I've been sort of surprised to learn by doing this feature is just how popular NASCAR is. I mean, these are four-hour broadcasts on Sunday afternoons and they routinely average in the 4million viewer range. Probably the most interesting thing is how the numbers are actually a bit stronger (just based on a quick review… Read more

I missed the call for dead letters so I'll just drop this here. I, too, was approached by a strange lady in search of love: Read more