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Dan Gartland
dan-gartland

One member of that intern class is conspicuously absent. Read more

It appears they were doing some kind of halfhearted Star Wars night. Read more

It’s not as rare as a goalie goal in hockey but takes some major balls to leave the goal unattended 100 yards away. Read more

At least he's self-aware.

She's just sick of his drinking.

Lacrosse players/fans have such a Napoleon complex. They constantly feel as though they're being disrespected. Any perceived slight is immediately taken as a personal attack and an attack on the game's worth. It's a shame the game's supporters are such jackasses, because it really is a great sport. Read more

So I'm graduating from college tomorrow and Tino Martinez is our speaker. That's a terrible commencement speaker, right? He never even batted .300. Read more

Shit like this is why I'm slow to admit I played lacrosse in high school. Read more

I'm just as impressed he came up with the ball while falling on his ass. Read more

Lacrosse players are more under-seeded than Louisville. Lacrosse players turn every argument about lacrosse into an argument against baseball. Read more