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Dan McQuade
danmcquade
Staff editor, Deadspin

That’s right: The last time the Phillies were this bad in the first half of the season, the first Harry Potter book had just come out. Read more

The most amazing thing about how terrible the Phillies are is that they have a relatively decent 14-16 record against the craptacular NL East, take that away and I assume the surviving members of the 1962 Mets would be getting bombarded with interview requests. Read more

I look forward to chowing down on (local foodstuff and/or national fast food chain) when I get to (city) Read more

Police said one of the men arrested in that undercover bust told them he steals about 30 golf carts a month. That’s one a day! Where do you even find the time to steal that many golf carts? Read more

One man was charged with the real-sounding crime of “unlawful use of a two way communication device.” Read more

Those exposed ceiling beams! That rock work! I prefer modern open spaces, but that home has a stateful elegance that is absolutely lovely. Read more

I was prepared to read the ravings of an entitled lunatic, but instead found the man to be functionally eloquent, his arguments well-thought-out, and his approach rational. Read more

Unorthodox strategy by the Bears but at this point you have to try anything to keep someone in a Packers uniform from crossing midfield. Read more

Yes! The first time I actually played it back at PAX South, it immediately reminded me of Virtual On. Even the motion controls feel like you’re playing a twin-joystick arcade game at times. Read more

My dad played in some big rec leagues in Southern California back in the late 70s, and he told stories about how this would happen to him. In a goddamned rec league. Read more

I want all the players on one team to use each other’s names on their jersey just to confuse players and announcers. Read more

I’m having a Mitch Hedberg moment here and thinking the “low-top” shoe should just be called a shoe. Read more

So weird to see a shoe like the Jordan IV being worn in a game setting (and I say that as someone old enough to have watched Jordan ball — on TV, we were poor — in the IVs). In my mind they’re just 100% a fashion/leisure shoe at this point. Read more

I’ve noticed with my basketball shoes and cleats, having a higher cut above your ankle does nothing for ankle support. The little bit of fabric does nothing to keep your ankle from bending. You would need a ski/snowboard boot to do that, but that’s not best for basketball. Read more

High tops are about a million times more annoying to put on. Thank you, Kobe. Read more

I am fascinated by the Stanley Cup and its history. I love the fact that the same trophy is passed to each championship team and that everyone’s names are engraved on it. Read more