I have no idea what the announcer is saying, but I love what sounds like a huge sigh from him after the goal is scored. Read more

Literally all I ever knew about Cobb County Georgia before this was to read the signs and respect the law and order.

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You gato be kitten me.
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No problem. Fox Sports Midwest is all over this. “Cardinals Live” postgame, which is already mind-meltingly long and masturbatory, has spent several segments discussing the #rallycat, the field worker who retrieved it (they showed a picture of him with a bandaid on his finger), and reporting that the St. Louis Humane… Read more

Additional context for non-Union fans (presumably .. everyone else here) as to why this got unusually heated: This is the second PK Sapong has drawn in the last few weeks where Alberg swiped the ball and ran to the spot. That includes a penalty drawn against Sapong’s old squad, Sporting KC, against whom Sapong who has… Read more

Oh how I missed you, Tommy Smyth. Read more

Union fan here. Jim Curtin pretty much leaves it up to the players themselves to sort those things out. Alberg though has been a problematic pain in the ass and would be nailed to the bench except the Union and so lacking in any offensive talent he is necessary.  Read more

Federica Pellegriniis trains using a new technique. She trains in a pool of carbonated bubbly water. Her coaches claim the water is naturally sparkling, but we know the truth.
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1) my kids daycare teacher taught them the E-A-G-L-E-S chant. The kids are 2 and 3 years old. I have tried to get them to like my team which has actually won a Super Bowl but I give up now. Read more

A lot of people hate the “E-A-G-L-E-S” chants. People who hear it at Phillies games think it’s disrespectful to the team and to baseball fans. Read more

“If the CDC recommends schools not send home kids for lice — and the present policy is moving towards never sending kids home at all — shouldn’t an airline let a kid complete his travel home with his family?”
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Also of note: he’s retired and unretired six times since the HOH show Dan mentioned. Read more

Heroes of Basketball is a fun idea. But the games were boring. Read more

It’s a Thunderdome-like scenario. Read more

Some contestant’s dad and maybe biggest supporter.

“Then, the minute they lose, they either got cheated, somebody was hurt — the excuses start flowing. It’s just amazing to me. That fan base just in general can’t handle defeat”. Read more

Seems appropriate that such a good idea would sprout from Brussels. Read more

Hopefully Philly might waffle a bit on this issue after this.
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the fact that you were in 6th grade in 2000 makes me want to crawl into the yawning grave and scoop dirt onto myself Read more