@Stinky McBritches: The man wept. I think we've all moved on. Read more

@Mr. Met's Morphine: Will I remember it in a sudden and painful flashback while flying my car? Read more

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: That jackhole cut in front of me and a 50-person line at Georgio's one night, then got back in his Escalade (yes, he was still a "student") to eat his pizza while illegally parked across the street. I will never forgive him for that. Read more

@Elster's Army: The Upper Peninsula is one of the two best Peninsulas there is. I say Kamchatka. Read more

@whiskerbrisket: Yeah, I don't know what that means, so I'll say no. Read more

@David Hume: I'm still thinking about this one. It's a good question, that requires serious consideration. Read more

@BigBensHotDog: Because all you guys could think to ask Jesus about is where he puts his sandals when he poops. Read more

@Chamomiles Davis: I don't know. CAN YOU? Read more

@IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten: Come on. Everyone knows it's "Lace II." Read more

@Dashiell Bennett: They're not so fast, you know. Read more

@SponsoredbyV8: Wait, a sec. Science fiction is juvenile? Read more

@DennyCrane: The secret to filming good sand died with David Lean. Read more

@Mike Byhoff: Um ... YES. Read more

@TheStarterWife: Oh, I'd take him right now over just about any body they throw out there. Those were the salad days. Read more

@drblair: Well, that says more about the United States than it does about Ghana. Read more

@drblair: I'm guessing you didn't make the cut in your school's Model U.N.? Read more

@I slept with your wife: Sorry about that. Blogging by candlelight over here. Read more

@tastes_like_burning: I think I made my point. Read more

@Pete Gaines: whut? Read more

@EddieSuttons_SouthernComfort: Who is arguing that it's bad for them? Read more