I’ve got no joke for this. Good for Lamar, and I hope he keeps improving. Read more

This is really unfair to Coleman, especially since he hasn’t heard the victim’s side of the story.
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Kids like this kid: Read more

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck. Read more

Gentlemen, GENTLEMEN! Read more

Any Cubs-Pirates animosity will likely be absorbed by the larger "Fuck the Cardinals" sentiment shared in the NL Central, possibly the world.
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Consistent with EVERYTHING else, the RISK will be socialized while the PROFIT is privatized. This should come as no surprise whatsoever. Read more

Greg just called Colin Cowherd a “discarded foreskin.” Read more

was he by any chance carrying a small pellet gun? Read more

I have always wanted to know if one brand of adult diaper is materially different from another. Please review some of the top brands and report back.

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A. Kelly’s general ineptitude + Read more

I don’t think you know what communism or socialism actually mean. Sanders is, truly, party to neither of those ideas in full. Further, what does the qualifier “boring” have to do with the noun “liar?” Would you rather an exciting or entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind? Read more

You missed the best part!

Needs more ads from FanDuel or DraftKings.

Oh horseshit. Read more

No doubt, the single greatest thing ever associated with Deadspin. Take a victory lap, internet.