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Dave Mayers
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Let me guess…this was Wrestlemania LXIX Read more

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

dude, your guys’ embedded video player is just fucking broken. what was wrong with the old one? Read more

“Bring on the Machete!”

Bill knows that Marvin killed it every time he was on the field, and was never gun shy about taking guys out over the middle. Read more

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!” Read more

I actually have a solution. Birds could stop flying full speed into walls like idiots! Read more

That’s not Crazy Taxi

Maybe quit kicking your nephew in the stomach, dick. Read more

Alternative take: Fuck Trump. Fuck the Pats. Fuck Boston. Fuck you. Fuck Atlanta and the Falcons, too. Fuck it all. Spring training starts soon. HERE WE GO, PHILS. Read more

Of course this happened! Farrell’s a smart player. And we all know that 90% of the game is half mental. Read more

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.
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