Man you got an extra bonus Guy in there. Respect. Read more

It just seemed like it was time for the illustration to feature a pope hat that was also a football. It felt right. Read more

I’m going to get an illustration of this tattooed on my throat. Thank you. Read more

I mean not on video. I’m an adult. Read more

Each one crushing a beef tenderloin while Jim Lynam screams at them. Read more

Joust was definitely the one I wanted to do the most. That one or the one where you run around and take cover while some steroid guy with a perm shoots tennis balls at you. Read more

The secret is that if I write fewer than 300 words in any blog post I get a really bad rash. Read more

I can’t really pick a favorite but Kiran, Megan, and Luis all have extremely powerful dogs. Kiran’s is reliably the best-dressed, I’ll say that. Read more

As Giri pointed out, I definitely remembered a former journeyman relief pitcher’s name instead of my beloved former college Dennis Young’s. I’m going to log off for a while now. My case of The Guys is acting up. Read more

Yeah that’s just rudimentary self-care to me. Read more

I’ve never cared for it in the least but I’m now at the point where I do like annoyingly loud sighs at the prospect of it. Read more

I’m more worried about why he gets sick all the time. Either he is extremely open about sharing every instance of diarrhea in his life or he has diarrhea kind of a lot. Read more

I keep thinking about how different he’ll look by the end of it. He has that big rectangular goofball face now and the idea of him looking the same but with circles under his eyes and a shitty splotchy beard keeps coming back to me. Read more

For a daytime beer, Bell’s Oberon. For a wedding or something like that, gin and tonic. I have also grown into the sort of person that wants like a very cold macro-brew beer in my hand for the entirety of July and August, which I am sure would disappoint the version of me that once cared about weird beers. Read more

I am not a Person Of Child, but as an active and engaged uncle I would encourage you to just ask the most open-ended questions about the broadest possible topics and just have your 3yo let it rip. A friend of mine was just telling me about how his kid, around that age, had decided there was a substance called “hair… Read more

Yeah, I think that’s all fair. I haven’t done much work in the comments outside of these and like Deadcast/video posts but it’s clear that there’s something very like a culture that works, and which sustains itself. Except when people are pointing out that I use too many adjectives/em-dashes, in which case it is… Read more

Before and no, although I am going to be thinking about this for a bit now. Read more

That’s Dan McQuade all day Read more

I don’t really know the answer to this, but I’m still really struck by it even though I don’t think I qualify as “new” anymore. I’d taught myself, at previous gigs and just through prior experience on the internet, NEVER to look at the comments. There were places I wrote where that was different—The Awl had very good… Read more

He’ll ghost the whole thing. There’s no way he’ll sit around making the poo-poo face while someone else is talking. Just jet off to Florida and get his picture taken with a lot of shiny divorce aficionados at his club. Read more