This story will run during the A block of every Fox News show. The war on Christians continues right after— oh wait, he's a Mormon? Fuck him. More on how Obamacare will kill you after the break. Read more

This is the kind of shit that should be on The Onion. However, fiction/satire generally have some basis in reality - this is too stupid to make up... Read more

Russia, struggling to find it's identity in the modern world, should really pause and take a look at itself in the Mir. Read more

Oh, right. Russia. The country that likes to smear queers and which sends people to Siberian prison camps for playing music. Yeah, let's all kick it at Russia's party and pretend nothing's wrong. Read more

What's all the angst about? Sounds like Russia is finally trying to positively promote a Flamer. Read more

This is awesome. Excellent post. We all get so caught up in our fantasy teams and locker room drama to ever look back at some of the all time greats. Read more

That is unique. I mean most centenarians are not Ace Parkers, much less operating a vehicle. Read more

Bending Steel had bending steel, but Football In a Groin had a football in a groin. Read more

This looks fucking awesome. Thanks for showcasing it. Read more

He will always and forever be my favorite player not just because of what he did on the court, but because he's served as a perfect litmus test: if you don't like Allen Iverson because of the way he dresses, the way he talks, and the things he does off the court, I can't be around you. Read more

He was also the greatest HS quarterback to ever play in Va. Read more

Actually one of the better tributes to my favorite player I have read. Just like the man, himself, the piece was short, sweet, and ugly-beautiful; and left me wishing there was more. Read more

I was 13 when Iverson was drafted. He instantly became my favorite player. I got to see him once during his rookie season; He went like 3 for 14 and was all over the place. But every time he touched the ball the arena went insane. Another piece of my childhood is gone. Read more

"... so you're saying that having sex with girls with braces is a bad idea?" Read more

Wrap it or slap it. No no no no no no. Read more

What a guy. In this day and age, people like him are few and far between, too far and between if you ask me. RIP Bill Sharman. Thank you for your gratitude. Read more

Great stuff. Read more

When you look at the remainder of the Duke schedule, they could conceivably win 8 games in the regular season. And that's conservative. Read more

Good for Duke. This world would be a far worse place if good things didn't happen to rich, spoiled, white fan bases. Read more