Confirmed: Tommy can smile in photos, though generally only during karaoke.

"Maybe true" is the overstatement of the year. This is obviously just a joke. Read more

Quick thinking Mariota. Go Ducks! Read more

I enjoyed the speech even though I'm a Washington Husky fan Read more

Ugh, if you believe that's a genuine story, I've got some beach property in Arizona I think you may be interested in... Read more

fat chicks always go out at when giving head....of lettuce Read more

lovingly shoving a Heisman finalist under the bus Read more

I laughed. (BTW, I'm fat.) Read more

Pretty sure I've heard that joke a lot longer ago than Marcus was in college. Read more

Totally surprised this does not happen more often; saw some incredible near misses in Vancouver in 2010. Read more

And why were they BOTH on the ice at the same time? Read more

The New York Times is the worst. I love it when Columbia loses. Read more

Who said anything about a conspiracy? Put the bottle down. Read more

Maybe Mr. President Read more

Yes, I know. Opelika-Auburn News. That's enough to make it welcome that the team that paper follows and shares the same city with lost. It's not like we're talking about a newspaper in Chicago published the picture. O-A News is what, 15 minutes from campus? Read more

[watches second video] Read more

It was a newspaper that posted the picture, not Auburn, dipshit. Read more

Uhmmmm... keep your head on a swivel? Read more

This whole this was welcome after the way they won last week and then put up Treadwell's injury on their front page. It was fitting that not only one of their receivers was injured, but also that turnovers lost them the game. Read more

they fell so gracefully. 9.2 Read more