Fuck yes. Sic 'em Bears. Read more

"OU never lost to Baylor at home until gay marriage was legal," - Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin, probably. Read more

"Where are the penises?" Read more

"Here's a thing you like, in the style of another thing you like. Not that we condone that kind of stupid garbage. But just click anyway, you know, as a way to show that you're too sophisticated for that kind of nonsense. Just like we are. Very much." Read more

This is pretty rich. Deadspin is as responsible as anyone else for this ridiculous trope. Read more

Washington shoulda been Pocahontas. Read more

That poor girl dont deserve that bullshit. Read more

Richest country in the history of the world, and people have to have a bake sale to raise funds when they get sick. What the fuck. Read more

Nice job accurately saying how we feel about cancer. Many prayers to all affected by this senseless disease, and screw cancer. Read more

I have learned a lot being a young dad myself and having a 3 year old daughter go through neuroblastoma. Childhood cancer doesn't get nearly the public spotlight that breast cancer does. The government funds the least amount to childhood cancer research. I just want people to realize that children and their families… Read more

No way around it, it is pure shit. It is genuinely nice to see a kid who has gone through more hell in four years than I have in my entire life have a nice night. Read more

Hey great article. Because so many people are on the other side of this issue. Thanks. Read more

I would have loved to see this moment live. You know....the one the NFL has been tweeting about for a week. Instead I saw a truck, beer and dorito commercial. Fuck you CBS and the NFL Network!!!!! Read more

Hey, I like fucking swearing as much as the next guy, but this shit you wrote is full of unnecessary motherfucking obscenities. It's a story about a fucking 4 year old kid with cancer. Fuck. Read more

He probably just smooshed a really huge cricket. I've got camel crickets in my basement, and when I smoosh one, I feel just like the guy in that picture looks like he feels. Read more

I tried looking up their names but it requires a wicked google-y Read more

Thank you for telling your story, Julie. Read more

i don't really have two minutes for an extra-large helping of starry-eyed banality Read more

Well, if you find an exhaustive number of videos labeled "Three Man Rush Totally Thwarts Desperation Heave Because of the Sack That Happened On This Play Where the Ball Never Got Thrown Up There, So, Yeah," I get the feeling that Sam would be happy to examine this further. Read more

Yeah, but this doesn't really count because nearby power lines were interfering with the with the Bryans' psychic fraternal link. Incidentally, it also briefly severed their connection with the Jew bankers who run the UN, for whom they are sleeper agents. Read more