Baseball. It sure goes slowly. Sometimes something happens. Mostly, nothing happens.
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A mere 23 people were injured during the most recent running of the bulls, which somehow is still a thing people do.…
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The 19.73 seconds it took Usain Bolt to break the tape in the 200 meter finals of the Diamond League meet in Paris…
Butler has promoted Brandon Miller from assistant coach to head coach of its men's basketball team. T-minus nine months before he turns down the UCLA job. [Associated Press] Read more
Today, gentlemen, we were reminded why we lug our reputations as troglodytes well into the 21st century. A woman…
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Dwight Howard consummated his long dalliances with the Rockets late yesterday, giving Houston one of the stranger…
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Today an American war hero named Ted Williams got his due treatment from a running CBS Sports baseball feature called, I shit you not, the Bobblehead Project. SMH. [CBS Sports] Read more
Today we salute the sartorial choice of one John Patrick Daly, age 47, professional golfer, recreational smoker,…
Now that the pro eaters at Nathan's Famous have each mauled a heroic heap of hot dogs, what happens to them next? Our own Isaac Rauch once got to the bottom of how all those dogs get back out. Read more
When Blue Jays catcher J.P. Arencibia heard the media criticism in Toronto, he had two choices. He could bear the…
Two Texas teams vying for Dwight Howard's alleged services bodes well for Los Angeles, the most distinct option, according to this reading of the social science on decision making. [Peer-reviewed by my neurons] Read more
Happy birthday, America, and try not to kill yourself today. We knew the inherent dangers of errant fireworks and…
Robert Lipsyte's first column as ESPN's ombudsman dissected the squirmworthy Chris Broussard-LZ Granderson showdown…
A news conference starring a 20-year-old is generally doomed to devolve into scripted platitudes unless the…
The Patriots' travails and the Celtics' rebuilding are blessings in disguise for the city of Boston, which has devolved into "a massively stale sports bar," writes John Liam Policastro. [Vice] Read more
"LEARN FOOTWORK." Assorted retorts to the Lakers' "STAY" billboard for Dwight Howard are making the Twitter rounds. [@WelchysGripe] Read more
We know — cycling is mostly for European rednecks who only watch it for the crashes. And the blood these gentlemen…