can’t let you guys make all the bad jokes on your own... Read more

Thrilled that my work to convince my coworkers of Duke’s greatness is finally paying off.

what a bunch of suckers, having to come in and work during the DAY, unlike the smart and talented NIGHT BLOGGER who has hours to relax and recover... Read more

my boyfriend would like you to know that i took artistic liberties with my portrayal of him here

Conversation hearts are trash! These are (kinda) good (in small quantities):

FOR THE RECORD (imo): Candy corn is way, way, way better than fruitcake or mint juleps. Read more

apologies! it has been fixed. Read more

house style here is to capitalize every single word in every single headline! if you see otherwise, it’s a mistake. Read more

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Some background on David Hookstead from our pals at Jezebel: http://jezebel.com/university-of-wisconsin-bro-laments-crazy-feminist-bitc-1041022345 Read more

+ hushpuppies. You should have hushpuppies. (And a Cheerwine float is an acceptable sub for a milkshake.) Read more

Source??? Read more

My apologies for failing to note this in the piece, but I have NEVER received used footwear from the White Sox or any other professional baseball franchise. I’m an objective, unbiased observer. Thanks. Read more

This is probably way more than you (or, uh, anyone) wanted to know about this, but ESPN uses a different game score formula than MLB.com or FanGraphs. The ESPN one was developed in the 80s by Bill James and hasn’t changed since, while MLB/FG use one that was tweaked a few years ago by Tom Tango to more accurately… Read more

Apologies for the mistake—have changed it to reflect that he was covering second for this play. I am the true Blight Sox. Read more

1) I love tea time with Tennis and Giri!!!!!!
2) “late” is a social construct
(I’m the night writer, so my work“day” starts at 6 p.m. ET) Read more

Please note that I did NOT file this piece under “Blight Sox,” as there is nothing blighted here. Read more

Good catch; there were only two with bullpen shenanigans (the third was in the top of the ninth), but I’ve updated the post. Thanks! Read more

“Fugly slut” is just perfect as the ultimate insult. Read more