a true classic of the genre, never forget Read more

Actually, THIS is the Brad content I crave on deadline day Read more

rank the following berries: rasp, blue, black, straw, cran, acai, petchesky Read more

with all my heart — eat shit, buddy

Damn, I made Deadspin???? Now I KNOW that I’ve arrived. Read more

just plain brown, sorry to disappoint! The only time I colored my hair was at summer camp as a 12-year-old when a bunch of girls got shitty boxed dye on a trip to CVS; our counselor caught us using it and made us call our parents to let them know that we’d be coming home with different hair. (Mine was red, it... did… Read more

Eat shit, friends.

(miss you already) Read more

I’d like to formally apologize for having the topics Anne Frank + dating in front of me and failing to include this:

Yes! Read more

Uh, it’s a legitimate crisis for the cartography community, I’m not going to let the fact that it’s “not sports” (debatable) stop me from trying to raise awareness. Read more

oh yeah that argument was BAD Read more

real Read more

D.C. (because I already live here); Asheville, N.C.; uhhh Denver seems cool? I’d move to Denver. Read more

I’m currently reading The Art of Cruelty by Maggie Nelson, which is about representations of cruelty in art and literature, and it’s tremendously interesting and thought-provoking. (tho not rly what I’d call a “fun read”) Read more

the pumpkin Read more

big fancy rock and map boy over here Read more

Pancakes, waffles, french toast. Read more

I once ate at ten fast-food restaurants in one day for a stupid stunt in college, so while each individual order was small (though I did set a rule for myself that I had to order something at least somewhat substantive, I couldn’t just roll up and ask for fries), it was a very large amount of fast food overall.

It was… Read more

good point. delaware and pennsylvania both ratified the constitution in 1787, though delaware obviously came first, so maybe they should just change the names to align with the full dates to make the d-league team’s a smaller number: the delaware 12587ers and the philadelphia 121287ers. really rolls off the tongue. Read more

So far as I can tell, the Montana High School Association rules don’t specify a minimum number of players required or any standards for an automatic forfeit. They have a separate doc on the mercy rule, but that just forces a running clock in the second half—like what happened here—and is only triggered by a 40-point… Read more