Nice work, H. Truly. #richardheene Read more

Dean and Deluca ran out of starfruit. Read more

Awesome. Not a fan of either team, really, but I appreciate nothing more than some Grade-A dickheadedness at the expense of, well, okay, fuck the Cowpokes and their new stadium. Nice. Roger G's gonna throw him a hefty fine for that one, eh? Read more

How do you make enough to live across from Marshall Stack? Seriously. Media peeps haven't pulled that kind of scratch in years. What's the secret? Out with it. Read more

@Hamilton Nolan: POWER BOTTOM. Read more

@IBleedGlitter: Kitlers! Isn't there an entire website devoted to these? Read more

@The Cajun Boy: Power bottom. Read more

That was wonderful. Also, I'm coming back here more often. Why can't more Gawker Weekend commenters be this wonderful? Even the unapproved jackasses here are - if not ridiculous - at least funny. I get the fucking deep sea creatures of the internet. Read more

@DAULERIO: How does this work, exactly? You need strong quads? DO NOT GET. Read more

And then there's this.

It could just be a get-out-of-the-gate early strategy to compete for Google SEO against Brooklyn Beckham in order to become the supreme named-after-a-borough search result against the little fucker. Then again: boobs, indeed. Read more

@Dashiell Bennett: Basically, yes. Read more

@andBegorrah: Ch-oar-ee S-itch-yeah. Read more

@katie.scarlett.o'hara: Truth. Read more

Oh, man. This makes me sad. I just...they need to cancel the show. End it. They needed to pull the plug on this thing two months ago before the media (guilty as charged) could take their story and run the field with it. And while I'm willing to buy Kate's sincerity - especially in the face of Jon's manchild… Read more

I've basically been waiting to write the words "The joke is actually on you, Mr. Bennett." for such a long time, it's relieving to have someone else do it for me. Also, Judism? I wish I were Juish. Seriously. Maybe instead of guilt, my mother would just gilt me. You guys have the best readers evah. Read more

Awesome. Read more

And then there's this: [fromthecomments.tumblr.com] Read more

Wow. One of the best posts I've read, anywhere, ever. Congratulations on your coming out. Read more

Oh, sports stuff, for counterprogramming's sake, insofar as Nascar is a sport: I went to middle school with Kyle Busch. He was a total fuckface then, as he is now. Read more