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I think this line—which somehow traverses its way from the inefficiencies of a fashion magazine to the societal construct of, um, human civilization—was when I realized these were the writings of a motherfucking crazyperson. Read more

You should totally encourage others to do it! You just shouldn’t be a self-promoting narcissist who thinks they’re martyring themselves for The Cause by doing so. Read more

Really anything near Centro Storico (the city’s historic center) can be busy-ish, but since you’re only going to be there for one night, you should find something there—maybe the Jewish Ghetto or Campo Di Fiore. You’re in walking distance to some great restaurants, the Spanish Steps, the Pantheon, etc—tourist-ish Read more

Was gonna buy BB a Celine bag and then found out how much they were.

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That is all. Read more

Just remember, seasons are won and lost on the waiver wire. Always play the waiver wire. Read more

<——- Girls fan, Jezebel contributor, shameful slut, Jew. In that order. True story. Read more

The takeaway here is that you should probably try Vyvance. Read more

FYI, she left before "Runaway." Obviously stayed for "I Don't Like" and peaced. Read more

None of this changes the fact that Tyra Banks is still a blithe narcissist. Read more

This performance was nothing short of incredible. Hate, not. Mescaline-doers everywhere were done great justice last night.

How large are we talking, here? Like, larger-than-average (bing cherry), hydrocele-large (plum), or elephantitis-large (seedless watermelon)? Asking for a friend. Read more

If those underlying cultural messages are at play, it's not because men are particularly intent on proliferating them. It's because there's money to made off of them. Read more

Sure, but isn't that just as much about wanting to smell a certain way? Also, the same could be reversed for body building's preponderance of men (and proportional lack of women—why don't women sign up for bodybuilding in droves?). Read more