Here's the thing: Most men don't actually buy into this. Any man comfortable with himself doesn't give a shit about how going to yoga is perceived. That's not going to stop them from going to yoga. What will stop them from going to yoga are the same things that stop everyone from going to yoga (a fear of farting in… Read more

Cunt-punted.

Test. Read more

Definitely not on the Twerk Team. Not even an honorary inductee.

And here's the audio. Read more

A real funny condition.

If it quacks like a duck getting top, swims like a duck getting top, and looks like a duck getting top, well? From the guy who initially posted the picture: Read more

If you think this is the face of a man getting sexually assaulted, then we're definitely going to have problems talking about which rappers we are and aren't supposed to take at their word. Read more

And that sounds like reductive Jezebel Commenter logic.

E.L. James is writing a fantasy. Brown is writing about things that have actually happened and continue to happen to him. All of which goes without mentioning that—as the owner of one—it is difficult to get one's penis fellated without actively trying to, or at… Read more

No, it's because of the way Danny raps about everything. Here's the problem with sites like Jezebel covering rap (and commenters like Jezebel's weighing in on it): They remove it from any crucial context, that context being that anybody who listens to Danny Brown isn't the least bit surprised that this happened. Which… Read more

The greatest part about the Let Danny Brown Live movement is that Danny Brown is a rapper who raps about scrapping copper and blowing adderall and who once intoned "No shame in my game, girl look back at me / I don't give a fuck if it's shave or if it's nappy" and the thing we are trying to Let Him Live on is an…

No, this is what happens when you put ecstasy in your vagine:

I don't know, the "second-hand store" one made me laugh. Read more

Penis.

Fuck that. Sweeping sucks. Read more

Shouts to Jarvis Cocker:

For the record, there are fifteen girl scout cookies worth note. Like the DSM, there's a kind of crazy for everybody: http://bit.ly/Wz6SUH Read more

By "prick" you mean "awesome." Read more

Also, Rudy Ruettiger is a financial criminal. Read more

21. Get trolled. Read more