Please tell me you've seen the first season of In Treatment. Read more

Should've just gone to UNLV. Read more

Oh, but that was so good enough. Read more

Great movie. Read more

Mitt Romney looks like the kind of straight man who's never eaten pussy. And that's why I don't trust him. Read more

"I'm not sure how many studies it'll take until men in their 30s are fielding questions about whether they're freezing their sperm, or until they're casually deflecting questions about their plans to have children." Read more

I actually grew up in Vegas—18 years, parents still live there—and it sounds like (with the exception of attempting a public park, probably Sunset Park, which, I'm so sorry) you made the right moves. Lied's Discovery Children's Museum: Wonderful place! There was a natural history museum with some great animatronic… Read more

Which is exactly what we pay a publicist to say. Read more

FACTCHECK: I can't personally edit this post, but apparently Seinfeld did the falling-asleep-on-the-subway thing long before Girls ever did. So it is! Read more

Incidentally, these recaps are glad they no longer have to see you, either. Read more

Oh, it's not hot, at all. In fact, I can't imagine how fucked up one would have to be to ensure that it wasn't a terribly awkward experience. Read more

One heard about a Bachelor Party in a Mandalay Bay penthouse suite where the husband-to-be (and others) wore some sort of "dildo helmet" and the attending "strippers" saddled it. Read more

Right. There was something profoundly disappointing at the lack of discussion around the idea that Chell (from the Portal games) never got the same attention as a feminist heroine as Lara Croft did, because Chell's chest wasn't prominent in every frame (or: barely any) in the game. And the moment you raise this point… Read more

It has nothing to do with the ad buys. I pitched this feature and somehow conned Jess into taking it. In no way did they solicit this, or have any other plans to do anything on Girls. And for a site with an ad buy, if they really wanted to conspire with their advertisers, they'd probably have far more coverage and… Read more

So, we did do an interview for Episode 7, which ran over Memorial Day weekend. The problem: Because I'm soliciting these interviews from strangers, and doing them over the phone, not every one is guaranteed to be a winner. The conversation I had with the guy that weekend—a 34 year-old Indian screenwriter—was, while… Read more

EDIT: NEVERMIND, FOUND IT, THANK YOU INTERNET.

Seriously: Ray is the best character on the show. The entire sensation of Internet .Gifs doesn't enthrall me quite like it does, like, the rest of he internet, but how has that not been gif'd yet?! Read more

We could. But we won't. Read more

Stumptown's Ethopian blends are the motherfucking #realtalk. Cold Brew that shit and live life as it's meant to be lived. Read more

"Conspiracy minded folks never seem to really think the conspiracy through." Read more