I'd be hiding, too. BOOM. Read more

Work it ouuuut.

HEY WHILE WE ARE ON THE SUBJECT OF BUNNIES:

Even worse is when a dude screams "GET IN THE HOLE!!!" Read more

Don't you mean broliferation? Read more

Just don't touch the face. That's the moneymaker. Read more

Honestly, the first time you have any meaningful contact with marketing departments, a lot about the idiocy in advertising becomes abundantly clear. These people are selling products to themselves. Read more

This. I'm told I need to do yoga to calm my high strung ass down, but I'm just terrified of looking like an idiot in front of complete strangers. And I've never bought into men-marketing and bro bullshit. With the exception of my loofah and shaving gear, most of the product I use is either marketed as unisex or (gasp)… Read more

I'm bromoting this bromment, brocause I abbrociate you brofessionalism. I am not some mindless brone that they can just brogram with some broneheadded brommercial pitch! Read more

Here's the thing: Most men don't actually buy into this. Any man comfortable with himself doesn't give a shit about how going to yoga is perceived. That's not going to stop them from going to yoga. What will stop them from going to yoga are the same things that stop everyone from going to yoga (a fear of farting in… Read more

Cunt-punted.

And here's the audio. Read more

Hooray! I've achieved stereotypical Jezebel commenter status. Read more

No, this is what happens when you put ecstasy in your vagine: