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Geoffrey Redick
geoffredick
Geoffrey Redick is a freelance writer and audio producer. He lives in Seattle.

This query from Dad got me to spill my guts, implicating my older brother, as we stood there before our parents. “You ... fucking ... idiot!!!!” my brother hissed. I looked at him and stared straight into Superman’s laserbeam vision. He would have killed me. Read more

I’m seriously considering carrying around pocket-friendly, deployable caltrops for such occasions. Read more

Dad voice is a tool that requires practice. In the Army, I sometimes used Dad voice, but I couldn’t always pull it off. It wasn’t the right time. I was too young and it felt like I was straining. I learned to just say quiet words to my NCOs and rely on their Dad voices. Read more

I loved reading about toe & claw length as distinguishable characteristics between black bears & grizzlies. If you’re close enough to notice the length of a grizzly’s claws, it’s probably because it just used them to maul you to death.  Read more

The other name for Dad Voice is Command Voice. A useful skill to have when directing 80 people to walk in a straight line while looking at the ground, or while discussing with a junior Marine why his lack of shave due to not getting a haircut makes zero sense, and that he is an utter moron. Read more

I’ve been a stay-at-home dad since my second daughter was born. She just turned nine and has an older sister who will be 12 in July. My wife was a mental health counselor (now a school guidance counselor) and I had a consulting and accounting background with a lucrative side income playing online poker.
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I was laid off about 2.5 months after my daughter was born (have 2 older sons) and once my wife went back to work I had about 2 months of being a stay at home dad. Not really long enough to get particularly good at it, but it made me wish I had had that opportunity with my first two. But if was fucking tough. The very Read more

I am pretty sure when I return to the workforce it’s going to be shelving cans at 50. Not too many programs for reintegration for stay-at-home dads like me. I agree that I also get a lot of awkwardness from strangers. Especially when trying to follow up on school and therapy things for my kids. I will get calls about Read more

I hear you on the shopping in the girls’ section. My daughter refuses to be present when her underwear is being purchased, so I get to brave that gauntlet alone every few months. It’s a miracle that I haven’t been arrested with “Nihao, Kai-Lan” panties in my cart. Read more