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Nice get, Drew! I had MJD ranked second for preferred NFL podcast guests. Read more

Fact: 17% of all interviews done against a Cardinals backdrop are batshit insane. Read more

If that were Scott Norwood, he would have kicked Santa right in the face. Read more

For $500,000, they better have unlimited Aqua Velva in the changeroom. Read more

Can we get a fucking moratorium on saying "Da Bears"? Read more

There seems to be some mistake here - the kid in the video I'm watching looks 12, but someone has dubbed in Barry White's voice. Read more

Hundreds of years from now, this video will be referred to as the Deadspin Sea Scrolls. Read more

On the bright side, he's the first guy to master both point-shaving disciplines: "basketball" and "shiv". Read more

Bah! Neither Dirk, Cristal, nor any of their spawn recognize your earthly jails! Read more

That guy's a lawyer now. Dunno what kind. Probably a prosecutor. Read more

This is the cruelest goat-shaving story since Muhammad Ali got a Mach 3 for Christmas. Read more

...the goat had been painted purple and had a No. 4 shaved into its side. Read more