His bed-wetting problem ended when, like most thirteen year-old boys, he started spending all his time in a locked bathroom. Read more

Will there be a deleted scene where Fireman Ed rushes in after them? Read more

I can't wait for the scene where Bane fights Cleatus. Read more

Total rip-off. That's the exact same greeting the 1866MEATBAT guys have been usin...uhh, I mean, I can't believe you called that Tommy you fag!!1 Read more

Nice try, Barry. Pure Darlene Jones baiting. Read more

Oh God! Hunter!!! Read more

I don't want to have to subtract four...just to get my bearings. Read more

"Jude! Jude Law! Darlene Jones, Channel 9 - any truth to the rumor you and Sherlock Holmes are more than friends?" Read more

I'm pretty sure it doesn't count as abuse if you hire another child to beat up your kid. Read more

He's an inspiration to Freddie Mitchells everywhere. Read more

Cricket Killing One-Liners: Read more

This better make Anderson Cooper's RiDickYouthLust. Read more

This is the dumbest premature declaration of success by a Texan since Mission Accomplished. Read more

It's funny because steroids will eventually kill him. Read more

In the LaRussa household, they call them "Crack O' Lanterns". Read more

Early Oscar picks? Read more

Rob Gronkowski Had To Apologize To Bob Kraft, High-Five Victor Kiam's Ghost Read more

I think he thinks a fedora is a type of moustache. Read more

"I was worried that if I ever met these guys that I would be encountered with a "holier than thou" attitude..." Read more

Best part was when the play actually didn't get overturned. Read more