Coincidentally, that's the same reason I don't know who my dad is. Read more
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Postmortal would be a great name for a metal band. Did you come up with the name specifically for this book, or was it one of the band names you thought of long ago and filed away in case you ever started a band, and it just happened to fit with this book? In any event, what are those band names you thought up and… Read more
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Accidentally killed a career yesterday. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Nicki Minaj is a motherfuckin' monster. Read more
Photographer: "C'mon, Bill, give me a big smile. I bet you've got a real pretty sm...On second thought, just go back to what you were doing before." Read more
Someone just nailed their scab audition. Read more
Oh, so I guess you stat geeks are going to ruin football now, too? Read more
Funny. People are usually upset about things Alomar gives them. Read more
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Who is this now??? Read more
How is she not nicknamed HoSo? Read more
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THINLY-DISGUISED REFLECTIONS OF ANTISEMITISM The stingy, hooked-nosed goblins that run the wizard bank, or the desert-dwelling, hard-bargain-driving, miserly "Jawas"? The Jawas' rivalry with the "Sand People" breaks the deuce, so it's ADVANTAGE: STAR WARS. Read more
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Was she just shooting heroin into her abs? Read more