Yes, but are they happy? Read more

The thing they don't tell you about acid is it makes your beard look all gay. Read more

Meanwhile, on Grantland...something about Ryan Reynolds. Read more

Little Kid: $35? She must be the richest woman in the world... Read more

So good. Read more

The dinner for two with Gloria is real, though. Read more

"Think that's impressive? Try playing basketball with a horse c*ck." - Greg Oden Read more

You're a traitor, Lanny McDonald. Read more

And-a likewise. Read more

Sounds like he's been fired. Or he's in a remote cabin that's surrounded by zombies. Read more

It's even more fun if you pretend he's being chased and pummeled by an invisible ghost. Read more

Sucks to that kid's assmar! Read more

Both of these claims are false. Joe Paterno nipped it from his battalion's trumpet player during the Civil War. Read more

Would it have killed him to stomp a few grapes on the way down? Read more

Even if the head coach isn't autistic, they should at least have an assistant who will manage the shit out of the clock. Read more

@Gourmet Spud: .\ /. ↓ Read more

How you'd know you were supposed to lose: Read more

This. This is why I am glad there was no YouTube when I was a kid. Read more

The worst part is, I always do what hockey ads tell me. Like the time Chicago won the Stanley Cup, and I ended up marrying that Native-American. Read more

Eight of our gang took up your trail yesterday... Read more