No truly scrappy player has ever hit a home run. Read more
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It does feel a little weird having our stuff up on a website with more than two colors... Read more
He's like the Jackie Robinson of on-the-field goons. Read more
I recognize that frog from such roles as Pierre Thomas and Pierre Garcon. Read more
Good job, Mom. Read more
Let's all say a silent prayer that they never find Amelia Earhart. Read more
Nascar Jesus wouldn't pay for beer. He'd just fill a bathtub with water and wave his Jesus wand over it. Read more
Looks like the push by his fan club paid off. Forget what they were called, though - "_____ With Quinn". Read more
Deadspin Classifieds: When you care enough to leave your treasured pets with complete strangers, who will almost certainly have sex with them. Read more
The fox was lured onto the grounds by a smooth-talking gekko. Read more
@Pesti-Esti: Nice. Read more
@twoeightnine: Did you finally get kicked off that bus? Read more
@Hustler of Culture: If you have to ask, you can't afford it. Read more
You know, Alex, there's an easier way to get hockey cards. Read more
...you become very good at that Gladwellian skill of thin-slicing people. Read more
Can we start referring to this as a duckerpunch? Read more
Someone needs to put a stop to this silent "O" on silent "O" violence. Read more