It's like a human mural of a post-shave Edgar Winter. Read more
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...get all the digs in you can because u guys are about to revitalize my career and bank account. Read more
@We Are All Lance Uppercut: +1 for the handle. Read more
They're Sean Salisbury's gerbil and frog now. Read more
In a related story, have you seen my childhood? Read more
Finally! My 10,000 misprinted "New Jersey Nyets" jerseys will be worth something! Read more
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...let you know if and when Sean Salisbury will be the new editor of Deadspin. Read more
Taylor later admitted to dislocating his finger "throwing a punch,"... Read more
He'll be fine. Golden Tate comes from a family of warriors. Read more
I haven't seen a Tate get screwed over by a band like that since The Beatles released Helter Skelter. Read more
The new pic looks like a rejected still from Finding Nemo: The Gay Years. Read more
@CliffLevingstonIPresume: When he wrote a chart-topping hip-hop summer anthem, I recorded and released a stripped-down, introspective acoustic version. Read more
When he advanced on an enemy stronghold, I provided protective fire. Read more
Technically, he's got six different personalities with one degree each. Read more