@DirkToberFest: Ha. When you're busted, you're busted. Read more
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What would you say to endorsing a line of children's sleep aids called "Friday NiteLites"? Because I've drawn up this business plan... Read more
How did you get the nickname "Buzz"? Is it because you always have a bee in your bonnet? Or did you used to deal pot? Read more
Is like a U2 concert where they make you clap for forty minutes before they come on the stage? Read more
That will go nicely with his No. 36 "Short Bus" jersey. Read more
"What's that, little captain? You want to fly the plane up where? Read more
The cool, refreshing taste of Coors Light compels you! Read more
The cool, refreshing taste of Coors Light compels you! Read more
The cool, refreshing taste of Coors Light compels you! Read more
Someone dig up the "Glad Jets Fan" pic. Read more
Hmm. He looks different than I pictured. Read more
Ornstein should have held out for a franchisee tag. Read more
In Soviet, Russians curbstomp you! Read more
SNL Viewers: Recipients of that rarest of treats, the unbelievably awkward live f-bomb. Read more
So, yeah, the whole night I had planned in the hotel took a little longer to happen... Read more
@EminentSmithDomain: See? This is why you got fired as a judge on American Idol. Read more