Be careful, Zack. If that lion kills you, Detroit's unemployment rate immediately jumps up 20%. Read more

...says she and Tiger had rough sex... Read more

I'd call them the "Female Globetrotters", if the Secretary of State hadn't already trademarked the nickname. Read more

That Snuggie was cut-out from Barry Bonds' helmet cozy. Read more

@MattinglysSideburns: @UweBollocks: I have a high tolerance for cringe, but that one blew past it. Second only to HHH dry-humping a corpse. Read more

@ArkansasFred: Too soon! Read more

The Boss Man then battled the Big Show... in a storyline in which the Boss Man crashed the funeral of the Big Show's father and made off with the coffin chained to the back of his car. Read more

D-W-U-I? Read more

The extra 's' is for 'sensorship'. Read more

Jesus. Did that photo accompany a ransom note? Read more

...enjoys watching the unemployed starve and freeze to death for sport... Read more

@AzureTexan: Jesus. -1 me, +1 you. Read more

Working title: The Brothers Karmonandtakeyourtopsov. Read more

Looks like Jamie wasn't the only 'Foxx' on last night's show. RAWR! Read more

Mark my words, one day Tony Tippins is going to make that team. And then the joke will be...on us. Read more

That's why teams hate visiting the Blue Jays, what with all the hurtling and plummeting through space and time. Read more

You count yourself lucky, Justin. If that were my dad, he'd be reaching over for a tag. Read more

I propose a summit on this issue be held and broadcast live from Rick's Cabaret. We can go ahead and pick a formal date, or just wait until A.J. and Jason randomly show up at the same time. Read more

@ArkansasFred: I get to wear a hat, too! Read more

All right, we might not joke about the earthquake. Read more