...will miss calling the next two Nats games. Read more
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Yes, but these people were generally scoffed at by those wearing blazers over their togas. Read more
There's also now a 1/2 point penalty for failing to make the "Pew! Pew!" noise. Read more
If he has nothing to hide, why won't he answer my repeated requests for a jar of his urine? Read more
Jordan Blows Past Georgia to Get to Chad Read more
China Beats Japan Or Maybe It Was The Other Way Around Honestly Who Can Tell The Difference Read more
Saudis Topple the U.S., Build Community Center on Wreckage Read more
...for perceptions that she's a gold digger Read more
It's understandable things got heated. If the mayor's team lost, they wouldn't get to tear down the rec center. Read more
Tiger...didn't murder two people Read more
You've buried the lede, A.J. - those girls have nipples for eyes! Read more
If he takes a self-portrait, does he shove himself to the ground? Read more
Based on that picture, looks like he'll be relying on the Second Amendment twice. Read more
It's understandable. His coach said if he lost one more time, he was getting sent back to Thumb Wars. Read more
On the plus side...two Ramachrismakwanzanukkahatsus! Read more
Pfft. Fitting that story didn't include a single complaint from the horse. Read more
...the potential for some pinch and squeal was in the works. Read more
Can you believe de Gaulle on this guy? Read more