And where was Officer Big Mac when they needed him most? Asleep at the switch!!! Read more
...she reached under her bed to pull out...Guess Who Read more
Eli's biggest worry is whether this means he'll have to share his Lunchables. Read more
Ryan Fitzpatrick has been unstoppable ever since he settled his lawsuit with Mark Zuckerberg. Read more
Bronze Club members get a Snickers bar, and a generous black bar on any posted photos of their cocks. Read more
Those millionaire QBs think they're so great, what with their trademark extra lines on their facemasks. Read more
"Welcome to the club, fellas." Read more
@Eddie Murray Sparkles: And who cares anyways? Its soccer! Soccer's for loosers! Read more
Oh, those Brits and there wacky spellings. It's "...AND YOUR DEAD!" Read more
"Land of Confusion" was one of those 80s videos that used to creep the hell out of me, along with "Thriller" and "Candle in the Wind". Read more
Now that's a headline. Read more
@JohnnyDakotaStateU: +1. Indeed it is. Read more
There's nothing adorable about hotdogging, children. Read more
So...so you're saying we're not supposed to use the pic in a Photoshop contest? Read more
Do it! I just picked up Tavarias Jackson in my fantasy league! Read more
Can't say I blame you, GumbyBoutDatLif. Read more
Tell me about it. In Canada, there were more viewers for last night's Leafs game than for all Blue Jays' playoff games in the last fifteen years combined. Read more