i feel like i would fight you on that, if you were my editor. Read more

actually, ley's list is correct. Read more

i hate you. Read more

actually this is the case of a guy wearing long pants every game for 20 years, and as you can see, people are still paying him to stick around. because he is cool. Read more

knowing what words mean and also using them = cool Read more

i mean the fifth sentence clearly states that no one is trying to take your shorts Read more

dammit Read more

i was on a boat. it was saturday. my calves are good, as are my hamstrings and bum. Read more

in my defense, i was very drunk from drinking all day in that tank top, and don't REALLY remember grabbing that blazer or making the choice to not throw on a top. that said, i am probably at my worst in that photo, and even then, i wasn't gonna be caught dead in shorts. because i am cool. Read more

you're not. Read more

hey man, do what you gotta do. Read more

bring it. Read more

world cup, doesn't count. Read more

though i disagree i'm a bully, this is a legitimately good counterpoint. Read more

goddammit Read more

after going to watch last night's baseball game in person, i am now convinced that baseball is the worst sport. Read more

Though I'm sure you thought it out, I'd disagree your comment was intelligent. Though opposing viewpoints are welcome, Deadspin tries to keep the conversation from devolving into a cesspool of trolling, racism, or stupidity. I don't remember your comment, because I dismissed a great many, but I would bet that it was… Read more

actually, beyonce is good. Read more

yea he sucks pretty hard, and from what i can tell, he peaked during the beijing olympics Read more

came really close to blocking you, but didn't feel like reading your ensuing soft-ass email Read more