liberal conspiracy imo Read more

there's so much going on in this kinja Read more

It's She-Gambit. Read more

Bad puns are a blockable offense on Deadspin. Read more

I grew up playing for DC United. I have good friends in MLS whom I watch every time they're on TV. It's a shit league, though, and for most of the year, there are 10ish readily available leagues that you can watch instead. My thinking is MLS only matters if you go to games and experience that environment, or have some… Read more

And that guy sucks Read more

Rarely, unless I'm in the mood to mix it up. But even then, I just text my friends. Read more

`I'd lick Rovell's ballsack because I'm a Washington fan and would fight him immediately, win, and have to drag him around for two weeks. Also, I'm not sure Rovell has ever felt the tender touch of another homo sapiens. Which is fine! It's fine. Read more

Yea feminism's cool and good, and they're also pretty stacked over there. Some of my favorite writers in the world are at Jezebel. Read more

I like stuff that everyone does, but I ride for Jezebel at all times, and I'm a closet i09 junkie Read more

I think Wagz and I would run shit. I beat Pokemon Red like 8 months ago. Read more

1. Baseball Read more

Yea, I failed it though. Read more

Probably when you stop begging all over Kinja and Twitter. Have some self-respect, man. Read more

I think you're under the very insane impression that Usain Bolt is human Read more

I think my mom reads Deadspin more than me. Both my parents were a little worried because the word blog was (and still sometimes is) seen as a pejorative and Gawker didn't agree to pay me seven figures off the break, but the Howard clan is all about Gawker Media Group now. Read more

you personally? yes. Read more

You're looking at it, but you aren't seeing it yet Read more

that's the sex part Read more

John Smith. Read more