A lil splash then some soap then let that sucker flow Read more

Hell nah Read more

damn you got him Read more

Ok, but Read more

They won't beat Arsenal. Read more

BOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo Read more

The size of your hands has nothing to do with whether you play soccer, though. Also, from the bulge in his pants, it’s fair to assume he has big hands. Read more

it can. Read more

Yea, but Read more

Yea man I know all about this! I interviewed Melba Ketchum when I was in dang grad school but the piece fell through, and when I tried last year she shot me down. Still got the old tape tho ;) Read more

I’ve been trying to write a Bigfoot feature for like six years I swear to God. Read more

Damn. Read more

No they don’t. Read more

Leah’s one of a handful of the smartest and most talented people I’ve ever even seen work. Gawker Media is much worse off that she’s not here, and everyone who’s ever worked with Leah or at Gawker Media knows it. Read more

The gawd Read more

Downtown Read more

I’m playing FIFA against Drew or wrestling Diana Read more

I can write about a lot of things, and some well, but here, I write often about race in large part because the world is full of dumb people like you asking dumb questions like the one you just asked. Stay warm, though. Read more

I would kill so, so many infants to go back to college right now. Read more

Sounds like you got an ear infection my brother. Read more