hrkeyser
Hannah Keyser
hrkeyser
Writer/Producer

When people use a range structure—“from X to Y”—for things that are a not a range. Like if you were to say, “this chat has all sorts of questions, ranging from inquiries about shoe sizes to random Roth compliments.” Read more

It’s not even that nice today. Sunny, sure. But I’m still wearing my winter coat. Read more

I hate to credit a Hooser but Billy was robbed on that second throw by ghosts.

I wish I had a good excuse for not being able to subtract 3. Totally my bad. Any chance i can blame it on the time difference? Read more

First thing I asked korean-american speed skater Thomas Hong was where to find the best korean fried chicken. Read more

Heading to Seoul this saturday to see how citizens feel about the olympics—especially about the use of the Olympics to act warmly towards North Korea. Read more

I’m not just saying this to be twee but honey on pizza is really delicious (And I’ve shared this opinion somewhere else on kinja or at least slack) especially if there’s something spicy to balance it out. Read more

I’m sorry what. T-Pain is “playing” your office party? Read more

reading terminal market, rosenbach museum, if it’s nice out, the area of fairmount park starting by the art museum. Read more

Okay. I’m not saying that pie angers me. I just think that it is objectively the least good dessert and definitely not even comparable to cake. Read more

I put almond milk in my coffee and otherwise avoid all milks. Read more

This was actually only the second time in has been in the US—usually it’s somewhere in Germany that gets to be weird. Read more

YES SO MUCH. I binged it pretty quickly on a trip and was so sure that when I returned to the internet everyone would agree with me wholeheartedly and it would be a Thing and was deeply surprised when it was not. Read more

Similarly, I’m of the “oh hey I know this song, nice!” music taste about basically all catchy music but I don’t have any particular allegiances that I feel are part of my personality. Read more