Where is near you? Can I get some too? Read more

Shakes are among the foods that I currently consume none of and if they were magically zero calories, I would consume them every day. Shakes and entenmann’s chocolate glazed donuts. Read more

This is probably worth mastering—especially since I actually really like the heavy cornmeal texture.
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Oh, I like this. Game changer.
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We did it this way until very recently (until after our wedding gifts came in)! This is not a valid opinion at all but: I’m not a huge fan of smokey flavors and so never quite fell in love with true *grilled* pizza. But also, that was is mighty difficult and mad props if you’ve mastered it.
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Yes. Sometimes I even use the hot water tap to brush my teeth because I know by the time it warms up I’ll be on to washing my face. Read more

I don’t even like twizzlers and this seems too easy... Read more

More power to him if he can stand to read all the comments. Read more

I know it doesn’t always work out perfectly (someone moves, you have to decide to move with them) but you should find a relationship that doesn’t make you feel like you have to choose. Supportive partners ftw. Read more

Get those soles repaired! If they’re nice shoes, at least, you should probably be taking them to the cobbler to get the heels/soles redone almost every year. It’s, like, $10 maybe, and will make them last as long as you want. Read more

New York’s city id cards! Not relevant to an article about driving but generally awesome and something all cities should adopt. Also, accepted at bars. Read more

The conversation was so sprawling, so heated, and so interspersed with dick pic takes as to be prohibitively unwieldy. Read more

This seems like the opposite of a counterpoint. A point, if you will. Read more

So you have like inescapable synecdoche? Read more

You have to report it so the police can get a warrant to search someone’s phone. However, that has successfully happened before and they found dozens of similar photos—so it is worth it to try to stop someone, lest they strike again! Read more

I avoided reading these comments for a while because of how predictably harsh they’d be so I’m just now seeing this and I wanted to say: I do not recommend this as a substitute for talking out anxieties and their root causes. But, I do think enabling an app like this can be a show of trust—you trust that they won’t… Read more

I have never seen Dippin’ Dots, or at least I didn’t register that I saw them. But multiple people have told me I forgot to include them. So feel free to assume they’re somewhere around the bottom, penalized for ruining perfectly good ice cream. Read more

Hi. Philly is the best. That is all. I proudly gave it my only 10. Read more

Hummus is a great choice. I love hummus as not just a dip/topping but an actual starring component of a sandwich. Read more

Exactly. Sweet honey + spicy meat = the best pizza experience. Also good with chili oil/banana peppers. Read more