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Hannah Keyser
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Writer/Producer

Dwarf hamster bites are BAD too! They have little pincher teeth—just wretched creatures. Read more

Hey just an update that this post has been fleshed-out a bit from what was originally published! Read more

For what it’s worth, politicians should absolutely be allowed to have private opinions that differ from their public policy. Read more

Johnny Cueto (except when he shares pictures of his dead horse). Read more

If you’re noticing your age, you’re too old for that shit. Read more

Look for tenuous, pre-determinable connections to strangers that are friends-of-friends or alumi of your school or something like that. Then reach out (or have someone reach out on your behalf) and just make plans for a friend-first-date. As weird as this is, it is less weird, I think, than the typical advice to join Read more

I’ve written about how versatile poached eggs are before and I stand by some sort of mixture of bread cubes, veggies, and cheese topped with a poached egg as the perfect, easy, cheap, quick, probably-you-have-the-ingredients-already meal. Read more

Hey I’m actually thinking about doing some cricket blogs about recent news and I do not have any existing cricket knowledge. Wanna email me at hannah@deadspin? Read more

Plus the whole exact change issue! Like, if you have a $100 and a $1 bill you gotta pay $100 to take a $2 subway ride. Read more

It’s not even about baseball in a nonfiction sense, but it is a beautiful, weirdly specific narrative that is based almost incidentally on baseball-isms. It’s perfect. Read more

They use the song “I Can See Clearly Now The Rain Is Gone” (or whatever that song is called) in A Bugs Life (or was it Antz?). Anyway, my older sister thought it was written specifically for the for the movie and that the line was “I can see all popsicles in my way” because uhh they’re at a picnic or something, when Read more

I’ve been riding this recommendation for years but if you haven’t read The Art Of Fielding, you absolutely should. I also recently finished Fates and Furies and I’m not sure how I feel about it yet but it was deeply engrossing. Read more

This is not an adult take but... there is a Curt Schilling jersey in my childhood closet and I’m *definitely* embarrassed about that. Read more